i hate when people say that women should dress more modestly in order to “leave something to the imagination”. leave what to the imagination? what do people think is under my clothes? a mass of algae? memes? shinji ikari?
in case you had any doubts.
i had such big plans for this sketch but in the end i got so sick of it that i just went the lazy/stupid route so that i could lay it to rest. i’m sorryyyyy. orz i’ll post quality someday.
Off-grid surf shack on the Lost Coast of California.
Contributor Dan Opz writes:
An hour from the nearest grocery store, 3 miles from the beach.
Follow Dan on Instagram as he tramps the countryside in his ‘86 Vanagon.
WOW. OUU. WOWW. WOAH.oooOOOuuUUU. WOAW. WAAW.
what a time to be alive
I’m really trying to be a better person but I want him and whatever he’s making.
You would hide away and find a piece of mind with some indie record that's much cooler than mine
do you think sneaking out is ever a problem at hogwarts? like beyond secret passages to hogsmeade for late-night hogsmeade.
imagine there’s this small muggle scottish town not far from hogwarts. just a quick broom hop.
and some especially rambunctious muggleborns start hanging out around there. they sneak out on days no one’s looking for students, quidditch matches and hogsmeade weekends.
sometimes they go to the little movie theater and the workers are always baffled. this town isn’t exactly a tourist spot, but every so often, a group of kids just show up out of nowhere. there’s a core few, but there’s always at least a couple who watch these movies like they’ve never even heard of the concept of the moving picture before. and they just sit there with their eyes wide and these big smiles.
and they always go out to eat after, but never to a restaurant, no. they go to the convenience store and wipe out the junk food and candy aisle. and they carry the leftovers like they’re going into hibernation.
sometimes it’s just a couple of them. they sit at the cafe and the waitresses all eavesdrop on them because they say the weirdest things like “it’s so nice to eat without wax dripping on our heads, eh?” or “you look kind of different under electric lighting. i’m not used to it.”
their only friend in town is the guy who works in the music shop. they hardly ever buy anything, but the guy plays the newest music for them whenever they stop in. he fills them in on new albums and singles that just came out. a few girls ask about one tv show. he doesn’t pry, but once one of the teens told him they just “don’t have access to this stuff”
sometimes they just sit in the park all day, drinking soda and eating candy bars, and just read magazines, with more piled around them.
it’s not that they wish they weren’t at hogwarts or that it’s a prison to break out of. sometimes being surrounded by magic can just be too much. they get homesick for a whole other way of life.
instead of traditional roleplay blogs what if people made blogs where they were literally pretending to be the character if they had a blog. like severus snape reblogging shitty friendzone posts and luna having some sort of cool aesthetic blog etc.
I PROBABLY SHOULDNT BE POSTING THIS BECAUSE TECHNICALLY I BROKE SCOTTISH LAW BUT I CANT CONTAIN THIS
SO ME AND A FEW OF MY FRIENDS WERE IN EDINBRUGH, SCOTLAND AND WERE PASSING THE BALMORAL HOTEL WHERE JK ROWLING FINISHED THE LAST BOOK IN THE HARRY POTTER SERIES AND THREE OF US DECIDED WE WERE GOING TO GO SEE THE JK ROWLING SUITE
SO WE PRETENED LIKE WE WERE GUESTS OF THE HOTEL IN ORDER TO GET TO THE 5TH FLOOR TO SEE THE DOOR
SO THE THREE OF US WENT TO CHECK IT OUT AND I WAS LEANING AGAINST THE DOOR FOR A PICTURE
O P E N E D
I SHIT YOU NOT THE FUCKING HARRY POTTER SUITE WAS OPEN AND WE THOUGHT IT CLOSED/LOCKED WHEN I LEANED FORWARD BUT NO
BY SOME ACT OF GOD IT WAS BROKEN OR LIKE DIVINE INTERVENTION OR SOMETHING IDK BUT IT WAS STILL UNLOCKED
SO WE DID WHAT ANY TRUE HARRY POTTER FANS WOULD DO AND WENT INSIDE
AND NORMALLY ITS £1000 PER PERSON A NIGHT TO STAY IN THIS ROOM
AND ALL OF JKRS STUFF HAS BEEN LEFT UNTOUCHED EXCEPT THE SHEETS EVEN THESE MAGAZINES ARE THE SAME ONES THAT WERE THERE WHEN SHE WAS THERE
THE REALLY COOL THING WAS THAT JK ROWLING FINISHED BOOK SEVEN HERE SO WHEN SHE FINISHED SHE SHUT HER LAPTOP, CRIED FOR A LONG TIME, THEN DOWNED A WHOLE BOTTLE OF WINE AND WROTE A NOTE AND HER SIGNATURE ON THE BACK OF A HERMES BUST IN THE ROOM
IT SAYS “JK Rowling finished writing Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows in this room (552) on 11th Jan 2007”
AND OBVIOUSLY THERE WERE PEOPLE STAYING IN THIS ROOM THEY WERE JUST OUT BECAUSE LOOK AT THE BED AND THE SLIPPERS
SO WE DID ALL THIS IN UNDER 5 MINUTES AND THEN WE RAN OUT RIGHT AS SOMEONE OPENED THE DOOR TO THE ROOM NEXT DOOR AND AS WE SHUT JKR’S DOOR WE HEARD IT LOCK BEHIND US
AND THEN WE HAD TO WALK CASUALLY BACK DOWN THE HALLWAY INTO THE ELEVATOR AND OUT THE LOBBY AND THEN WE JUST LOST IT OUTSIDE
THIS ALL HAPPENED BY ACCIDENT
This is even luckier than the time we crashed a bride to get into this room
I don’t think writers realize that “strong female character” means “well written female character” and not “female character who punches stuff and shoots stuff”
Lakeside cabin near Mt. Katahdin, Maine.
Photograph by Sean Litchfield.
My latest instagram candy is teffthedon.
This Nigerian artist and blogger (Stephanie Nnamani) drew me in with her personal style and eye for the abstract. Hop on board to see more of her.
"I think that as an actor I try to chase good material, so I read a lot of scripts, and it’s not necessarily about being in the next big thing. If the character is interesting, they get under my skin and I can’t shake them, that’s when I know it’s something I would like to do."
HP meme: nine characters
[2/9] luna lovegood